Wednesday, September 6

Now don't run off at lunchtime...

You'll miss all of the "how I spent my Labor Day weekend" stories:

Police in Orlando, Florida, said that Mr Meadows had survived by sipping water from the swamp and avoided sun exposure because he was under a shady tree canopy and slathered in mud. He even managed to sleep where he stood, they said, with his feet immobilised by the thick muck.