Now who remembers this one, off the Let's Get Physical album?

Forget all your plans
They're out of your hands
You're falling, falling, falling...

In the future, when they start soundtrack linking to odd news stories, I'd say we have a match here:

BLOOMINGTON, Minn. – Police said a 23-year-old man is in stable condition after he pretended that he was falling off a bridge over the Minnesota River, then actually fell off the bridge. Police got a call just before 5 a.m. Sunday from a 21-year-old man who said his friend fell off the Highway 77 bridge and into a marshy area about 30 feet below.

The caller said he was driving north when his friend, who he said had been drinking, told him to pull into the bridge's emergency lane so he could urinate.

The 23-year-old stood eventually climbed to the ledge of the bridge, then looked at his friend and pretended to fall. "He then in fact fell," reads a press release from the Bloomington Police Department.

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And one more from the archives ... just for you, dear readers!

(Oh, who can stop at just one??)

Make it a great week out there, y'all.