Welcome to America.

I hope somebody can make a rule that the surviving Binghamton citizenship-test-takers are in, much like there's a campus myth that if your roommate offs himself, you get all A's that semester.

Not to joke about it, but of all the people a suicide might consider taking with him when he blows, he sure picked one mighty vulnerable population, eh? Welcome to America, stay strong, and keep your values close. No doubt in my mind the survivors in that room will come through this ... the ones who toss in their personal lots just to legally gain American citizenship usually are strong stock.

God bless them all.