From the email in-box...

Ways to Keep your Sanity in Tough Times.


I've never used an ATM, but I think this would be funny:

When The Money Comes Out The ATM,

Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

And I think I could even pull this one off too:

When Leaving the Zoo,
Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'