I got a dog, eats purple flowers...

C'mon now:
who out there knows the next line?*

Reminds me of this rap:

In the city, ladies look pretty.
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty.
Tell a funny joke just to get some play,
then you try to make a move and she says: no way.
Girls are fakin', goodness sakin',
they want a man who brings home the bacon.
Got no money and got no car,
then you got no woman and there you are.
Some girls are sophistic, materialistic,
looking for a man makes them opportunistic.
They're lyin' on the beach, perpetratin' a tan
so that a brother with money can be their man.
So on the beach start strollin', real high rollin'
Everything you have is yours, and not stolen.
A girl runs up with something to prove,
So don't just stand there -- Bust a Move!

~ Young MC

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* ... ain't got much, but what we got's ours...