So how many Hockey Moms, do you think...

has President Obama eaten/tasted?
(Because if you think it through fully, that's kinda the other part of the equation, no?)

President Obama, at last night's Washington correspondents' dinner:

"What's the difference between a hockey mom & a pit bull?
A pit bull is delicious."

Plus... how with this play in Bogota?

"I have a lot of Secret Service jokes," Kimmel said. "I told them for $800 I wouldn't tell them, but they only offered 30."

Kimmel pointed to Sofia Vergara, one of a swarm of celebrities in attendance.

"This is what women look like in Colombia," Kimmel said. "What's the Secret Service supposed to do?"

It will be nice to have a non-adolescent in the White House -- after 5 terms of this type -- I think the majority of us will agree...
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Happy Sunday.
Day will come...


Added:
Personally, I would have liked to see less joking at the expense of the ladies, and more of the self-deprecating humor, beyond the mild "I ate dog as a boy" stuff...

How about the president strutting into the party with VP Biden -- after the crowd is regaled, once again, with the story of who shot Osama -- a'la Richard Pryor and Gene Wilder in Stir Crazy?

That's right... We bad. We bad.

Man, that would have been funny, fool.