Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead.

The check is in the mail.
And your little angel...hung the cat out by its tail.
And your husband wants to be a girl.

Be Glad there's One Place in the World
Where Everybody Knows Your Name...
And they're always glad you came.
You wanna be where you can see
People are all the same...
You wanna go where everybody knows your name.

~the unheralded first stanza of the Cheers song.
(For real. Check it out if you like.)