RIP Gilbert Gottfried... "You Fool!"

A man goes to the doctor for a check, and the doctor exams him and says I've got bad news, you've got cancer and Alzheimers. The man goes, "Thank God I don't have cancer!" 

Gilbert GottfriedI have always felt comedy and tragedy are roommates. If you look up comedy and tragedy, you will find a very old picture of two masks. One mask is tragedy. It looks like its crying. The other mask is comedy. It looks like its laughing. Nowadays, we would say, How tasteless and insensitive. A comedy mask is laughing at a tragedy mask.

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.

Later:I sincerely apologize to anyone who was offended by my attempt at humor regarding the tragedy in Japan. I meant no disrespect, and my thoughts are with the victims and their families.---------------

* Generally I think "influence" is used as a nice word for plagiarism.