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 The world's No. 1 chess player Magnus Carlsen branded US teen Hans Niemann a cheat after alleging the fellow grandmaster used vibrating anal beads to win matches. 

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'I believe that cheating in chess is a big deal and an existential threat to the game.'

He later added: 'So far I have only been able to speak with my actions, and those actions have stated clearly that I am not willing to play chess with Niemann. I hope that the truth on this matter comes out, whatever it may be.' 

Meanwhile, Niemann has continued to deny the cheating allegations.

'I have never cheated in an over-the-board game. If they want me to strip fully naked, I will do it,' Niemann previously said.  

Chess.  It's chess, people.  Think on that one...

This is where we are today, in the chess world. 

Added:  It's not the anal beads. It's the alleged cheating to get ahead, America.  Just... stop it already.  Use those anal beads for good!

More details for those wondering...:

He is accused of using a vibrating, remotely-controlled sex toy to gain an advantage over Carlsen by getting an accomplice to buzz the device to guide him into making better moves.

Niemann

Carlsen

ADDED:  Where are the Russians when we need them??