The Day... the Markets Crashed.

 I know they were hoping this wouldn't happen until after the midterms but you can't control the timing of everything.  So we shovel out the cash in Washington DC:  to the 9-11 families, to the college grads, to the sick, to the elderly and disabled, to the war vets, to the defense contractors, to the media mainstream and privately funded, to men and the ladies who vote Blue and the ones who promise to... 

Shovel shovel shovel that cash out the door, but understand the clock turns back to normal the day after the voting ends in November.  Grab all you can now, grandma, while the gettin's good!