I like to sing while I paddle some places

This is a favorite: 

The poor cook he caught the fit. Threw away all my grit...

Then he took and ate up all of my corn.  Let me go home.

Why don't they let me go home? this is the worst trip

i've ever been on...

* RIP Gaetana Mollin who let her students sing popular songs in chorus class for our performances.  She liked the altos as much as she liked the sopranos, and not all teachers were like that then.