"In the old days, Vance would challenge this jerkass to a duel for continuing the couch smear."
Listen, I'm all for the fun and games of poking JD Vance for writing about wanting to hump a couch while growing up fatherless in the hot American south, but... nobody wants to think about body fluids and couch smears and you just hope JD kept a tissue or a sock handy, or ejaculated into a condom at least.
He was young, we are having our fun with the family man now, because, well, look at how far he's come in such little time to be where he is today... He's a proud man now. Peter Thiel could buy him a plane, but dammit, he deserves Air Force One Two. He proudly served somebody's interests (not America's) in destabilizing Iraq, you know, and that kind of experience surely transfer over to destabilizing the United States by dividing our people and fomenting hatred of o/Others...
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