I'm a law professor performance artist...

"Lookie at meeeeeeeeee!"

(UW Law Professor embarrasses the school again, performing nutty art on her blog, while posing as a professor in the classroom.... Retire already, Dorthy?)

I'll never understand why these smug East Coast eliters don't simply stay put, and choose to infect the upper Midwest with their juvenile ways of thinking. You don't like it, stay home? And bring your latest husband, and boys, home with ya?

Thanks Annie Althouse! Your performance was much enjoyed, just ... getting staler and staler by the minute. Can't see it yet? Trust me.

As for Titus... yeah, I'd be proud of myself if I did that. As proud as Titus is of his latest "loaf."