Cowardly Lyin.

Lol.
Who says I can't find humor in this newfound ... tax?

Commenter iconotastic here sums up the Chief's reasoning:
(So much for a neutral umpire, eh?)

 June 28, 2012 at 4:34 pm

The mandate is only a tax when a mandate is unconstitutional. It is a mandate when a tax is unconstitutional. Similarly, it is a mandate when the Democrats want to fillibuster and it is a tax when they want to pass it without worrying about cloture.
Heads they win, tails we lose. Pretty simple

Now, that's funny.
Funnier than this:

Depression
Send Mitt Romney money in an envelope with a sad face on it. Adopt a more sedentary lifestyle. Take up smoking. Forswear kale. Drink heavily, garnishing your beverages with smoked hams. Eat cupcakes smeared in butter. Murmur, “That’ll show ‘em.” If possible, transform into a giant cockroach and go banging around your apartment hissing and alarming your neighbors.

(Yeah, I got the Kafka reference; still don't see the funny...)