Voted "Biggest Brown-Noser"

... by his high school classmates, who usually are pretty good judges of their peers.

I sure hope he didn't get any callouses "watering" the dishes, or helping his children* on with their aprons.

"It's important ya do this, learn how to help other people" with the cameras clicking and rolling, naturally.  Heaven forbid we teach the boys -- at home -- how to wash their own dirty dishes.

Notice the way he shifted the fast conversation at the end from the man who had a home in town and lived there all his life, to ... himself.

Photo op over:  no time for you.

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* Did I miss something, or does he now have a son named Guinness? or did he introduce the wife as "the missus"?)