Operation Timed Out.

Internet Explorer: Not Responding.
Temporary Error.
Operation Timed Out.
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If Problem Persists
(for more than 3 hours...)
Please Check Your Network Connection.

Internet Explorer: Not Responding.
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No, it's not a poem.
It's the best answer to tell somebody who asks, in all earnestness, why IE is considered inferior and other browsers might suit his needs "better" (Citius, Altius, Fortius! = Faster, Higher quality, Stronger!):

Other browsers will consistently respond!