Snark, Well Done...

None of this bleeding schoolboy stuff (ie/ He wet his pants!),
I like my snark witty, and well done...

Like this:

Also, Kate Turabian?

This is like calling the author of the iTunes agreement the "most-read author of all time"

in response to this:

Time lists Evelyn Waugh as a ‘most-read female author’

both by WaPo columnist Al Petri. He sounds like a sexist* to me...
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*haha!