Wednesday, September 6

From the Inbox...

President Trump invited the Pope
for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during
lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat
off, right into the water.  It floated off
about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated
in place.

The crew and the secret service
were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump
waved them off, saying, "Never mind, boys, I’ll get
it."

The Donald climbed over the
side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it
up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and
handed the Pope his hat. 

The crew was speechless. The
security team and the Pope's entourage were
speechless. 

No one knew what to say, not
even the Pope. 

But that afternoon, NBC, CBS,
ABC, MSNBC, and CNN reported


"TRUMP CAN'T
SWIM!”