Can't We All Just Keep Shopping...

and direct our military adventurists to attack and invade Iraq to make this problem go away?  Lots of unengaged college-aged out there circulating in the general population now as a panicky cancellation culture takes hold of the country... 

Can George W. come out of hiding and teach us all how to paint our feet in the bathtub? He saved the country once, and it only took a decade or two to pay off the costs of his decisions.  This panic will be much more long-lasting, I suspect, as the media has learned that such hype makes them more money.

Panic everyone, panic!  There's only so much healthcare to go around, so go grab yours while the gettings good!   Here come the coasties and the college students, being sent "home" to spread the disease further across the nation.  "We're all in this together" afterall.  The stupid will always be with us.