Oh dear. What has she gotten herself into now?

 Somebody tell the professor she's shopping for underwear in the trans-men aisle.  Pouches for the packing dick;  flat front the softie.  No fly needed.

It's good to be inclusive, and to want to understand what the kids are into these days, but honestly?  Disregard the "something for everyone" marketing to the queer curious. This product is not made for you.  Or your husband.  Rest easy and let it go...?  

(She's collecting cash from the commenters, and I suspect that is why -- in her 70s -- she plays up all the gay oddball and queerdo news she can find out there... TSWWT.

Added:  I don't shop there. But it would never cross my mind to stoke the crowd of paying commenters into mocking the younger people who do.  Values and generations and all.  (And a bit o' Class too.  As in manners, not economics.  That's just no way to fund a blog.  #NotLikeThat)