Slobba Job! is what we call this in journalism

 Here, white writer Dan Zak (strong jawline on that one) displays amazing slobba prowess servicing attendees at the Obama birthday bash.  He uses his words to sell the party, make them look good.   Slobba, slobba, slobba...

About a year ago Obama turned his eulogy for Rep. John Lewis (D-Ga.) into a critique of the filibuster and an endorsement of equal representation for residents of Puerto Rico and D.C. Following the insurrection both he and Michelle issued their own blistering condemnations that ended with a very Obamian refrain.

“The work of putting America back together” requires “each of us to do our part,” Michelle wrote in a tweet.  “It’s up to all of us as Americans, regardless of party,” to help “restore a common purpose to our politics,” Obama wrote in his.

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On Saturday Barack Obama celebrated his 60th birthday on Martha’s Vineyard, at his $11.75 million mansion, with family, longtime friends from Hawaii, and boldface names like John Legend, who sang “Happy Birthday” to a tent full of attendees. The party was significantly scaled down from original plans, according to the former president’s office, because of the delta variant of the coronavirus, and occurred outdoors following Centers for Disease Control and Prevention protocol — though social media showed glimpses of a rollicking bash. At one point Obama, wearing white slacks and a beaded necklace, danced onstage under the tent to a live performance of “Birthday B----” by Florida recording artist Trap Beckham, who swapped in “Prez” for “B----.”

Naw, happy birthday bitch about nails it.  The blacks can see it even if from his perch Dan Zak can't. Chicago is done with them both. So the feeling is kinda mutual. Let's stop with these fake unity pieces already.  The Obamas have chosen their home:  white Mass.  Sun and safety.  We wish them well, "may the odds be ever in your favor..."