Syria AND Ukraine! or... "Brandon Bites Back!"

 Yee Haw!  Look at America go... hot war on TWO fronts now, with all our drone bombing and policing of the world on the side!

Is we good America or is we good?  Bring it on, boys.  Let's go get us some records... Israel leads the world in dropping bombs to kill babies, but with our American technology and worldwide reach, we'll top those numbers soon...

Brown babies, black babies, white babies in the Middle East and Eastern Europe too -- be on notice over there.  "Cuz the Yanks are coming, the Yanks are coming, the bombs tum-tumming everywhere... So beware!  Say a prayer!  Send the word, send the word, over there... that the Yanks are coming, their drums rum-tumming, the leaders strum-strumming "War!" ... over there.

Are you not entertained, America?  Too busy focusing on your Wordle puzzles today?  Good boys.  Keep your heads down, eh?  Lol.  You don't want to see this... ("Penny?  Who's Penny?" *wink*)