Remember When Comedians Used to Be Edgy and Funny?

With so much material in the world to work with now, so many devastating takes that could be delivered only through biting humor that makes you think, this is the best our homogenous comedy community could come up with?

Maybe we need more up-and-comers who aren't living so safely scanning the headlines for a hot take, who could really use their words to poke fun at what is going down out here...

No offense, but this ain't it:

“Former President Barack Obama today visited the White House, and out of habit, Jeanine Pirro called for his impeachment.” — SETH MEYERS

“He was there to promote Obamacare and to get that pack of smokes he forgot in the Lincoln bedroom.” — STEPHEN COLBERT

“Yep, Obama said he would have visited sooner, but gas prices were too expensive.” — JIMMY FALLON

“But it was fun to see the former president at the White House. Obama felt like a guy who was visiting his old high school, and Biden was like the old gym teacher who never left.” -- JIMMY KIMMEL

“It was great to see him today. It was like the ‘White Men Can’t Jump’ reunion at the Oscars.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“Obama was there celebrating the 12-year anniversary of the Affordable Care Act, Obamacare, and also to help Joe set up his Roku.” — JIMMY FALLON

"That’s really got to bother Trump. All these lies and schemes and lawsuits to get back to the White House, Obama just strolls right in there.” — JIMMY KIMMEL