"Well I've Lived with Snakes and Lizards and Other Things...

 that go Bump in the Night, but to me every day is Halloween (...)"

(stock photo; it not me.)

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* 'ope, got temporarily distracted there...

"5 more days til Halloween, halloween, halloween, 5 more days 'til halloween, silver shamrock..."

** Dig those industrial sound effects in both those songs but I can't translate to the page. Um bah oohmn bah um bah bah... (well any time any place any where you go all the people seem to stop and stare they say, why are you dressed like it's halloween? you look absurd you look so obscene. well...")