So It Begins...

Ms. Brown and Ms. Green were spotted holding hands on a bench at the seashore, way back in 2015... now we are supposed to just stuff our M&M's back in the closet?  And they even made her ... tone down the boots?  Wha??

I don't care what Tucker "bow tie" Carlson says... The green M&M's were always known to make you horny.  (What did you people learn at your grade-school parties??) She just is a sexxy character, that one.  Let her be!  It's really not funny anymore...

You want to make a real cultural change?  Bring back the tan ones, that got phased out in 1995 in favor of ... blue.  Nobody should be eating blue candies, really.  It's 2023 in America, people:  we can have brown M&M's AND tan M&M's co-existing in the bag, really!  Trust me on this:  inclusion is the way of the future...

First they came for the M&M spokespeople, and I said nothing, because I was grown, too old for candies.  But where will it end? Wait until Tucker and his kind learn about Skittles... "Taste the Rainbow"... Hello?!?

Don't give in to this conservative nonsense.  Do you really want a President Ron DeSantis?  Remember:  people who retire move to Florida.  A lot of Boomers in colder states are retiring.  It's not DeSantis, it's the Florida sunshine and no taxes, people.  Don't let him take credit for the state's growth, or even the outdoors air that allowed them to escape the Covid transmission in the airy places.  (Remember, the air-conditioned institutions -- like nursing homes -- didn't fare as well as the places people could open their windows and breathe more freely with the air circulating...)

If you want a free(r) country, you can't give in to the latest conservative nonsense.  Tolerance people.  These candy characters aren't real, but gay/queer/sexually diverse people sure are.  Deal with it. Don't dump on it.  Just ignore it if sexuality makes you uncomfortable...   "Melts in your mouth, not in your hand" was once a non-sexual slogan too.  Stop finding obscenity everywhere, or unsanctioned sexiness.  The kids are watching...