IF it weren't for kids, have you ever thought?, there wouldn't be no Santa Claus, or "look what the stork just brought!", thank God for kids...

... and we'd all live in a quiet house, without Big Bird or a Mickey Mouse, and Kool-Aid on the couch, thank God for kids. ... Do you ever stop to think or wonder why, the nearest thing to heaven is a child?"

(Don't be creepy, people. It's a great song, and the children in this hokey old video were the children of the Oak Ridge Boys' musical family...)

"When you get down on your knees tonight and thank the Lord for His guiding light, pray they turn out right... Thank God for kids."