How to Put a Republican in teh White House.

or,
Liz Phair not Liz Mair.

(Honey, if you have to run ads featuring the presidential candidate's wife handcuffed and half-nekkid, you really ought to reconsider how far your political career has fallen, girl! Did you see the Arizona results rolling in? It's not like she has good political instincts, or is even effective or anything... Full disclosure: she was Scott Walker's secret weapon in Wisconsin too -- going negative and getting divisive. Online, she's practically begging people to call her a Jewish and gay slur. Is this really how the Democrats, or Ted Cruz, plan to win?)

Liz Mair ‏@LizMair · 1h1 hour ago

.@amandacarpenter Also looks like Trump is going to underperform 2nite, thanks to the ad. Otherwise, why start whining & making threats now?

and...

In reply to Donald J. Trump

Liz Mair ‏@LizMair · 1 hour ago

.@realDonaldTrump Hi Donald, I know you're really upset about that ad, but it was Make America Awesome's, not Ted Cruz's.

But this is the part I really don't like:

Liz Mair ‏@LizMair · 52 minutes ago

I'm surprised @realDonaldTrump didn't just take the approach to me his followers all do: YOU'RE A TRANNY LEZBO K*KE, RAWRRRR!!!!!

Own your own slurs, lady, even if they are self directed, like those college students who paint nooses and swastikas on their own dorm room doors to gain sympathy as a victim. Hate begets hate. Why do you hate yourself so, Liz?