Was She Russian, at Least?

Help out a friend here...
it seems the Mueller investigation has been drawn into the weeds and is now investigating President Trump's pre-presidency extra-marital affairs?  Who is paying for this again?  Hillary Clinton and her Democratic campaign?  Or... sigh... the American taxpayer?

Then's there's the poor, pretty Russian woman, locked away in her youth for allegedly trading sexual favors for information and advancement in Washington...  Can't they just reassign her to another bureau?  In Siberia, or New York or something...

You hate to see anyone, especially the most vulnerable, locked up for sexual crimes.

These open-ended, political investigations always seem to turn out sexual-transgression discoveries, before they eventually peter out.   Mueller, remember, is Comey's friend -- the man who never knew when to speak up, and when to shut his investigation down, working every little crumb until essentially, political-election eve...

I hope Mueller is smart enough to read a calendar, and avoid what his friend Comey seemed to wallow in:  the muck of Washington's media cesspools, where non-substantive dirt is reported breathlessly and the circus seems to be never ending.