How It's Done in the Real World...

No special protection laws needed.
You take a cheap shot on our goaltender, you get immediately what you got coming to you...

Don't Take Cheap Shots on the Goalie.
Get It? Tell your ladyfriends too.

After he's hit, THEN let him serve his time in the box.
But you simply cannot allow cheap shots on your goalie.
Not. Gonna. Happen. Again.


Full Disclosure? My friend Mal Swanda, NR Class of '77, was a goaltender, played by the rules, much beloved by teammates even years later at the reunions. "Our Goalie".

Don't Take Cheap Shots on the Goalie.
(Can we be any more clear here, Adam and Molly, Jan and Cindy? I'm hoping Dane and Nick aren't involved but tell them too... No More Cheap Shots on the Goalie will be Tolerated. Period. You get so caught up in your lies that you forget to cover your tracks...)