Stay. Safe. Tonight.

 Heading into Minneapolis now to see David Sedaris. Glad it's not Wisconsin, where on the eve of the deer-gun opener, it sounds like they will be ceding city streets to the kids bored with first-person-shooter video games who want to help...

So long as the parents buy long rifles in Wisconsin, helper boys from Illinois are welcome to adventure north of the border, with patrolling and open-carry conditions teens can only dream of still in Illinois...

Let them practice on Wisconsin's streets then, secure in the knowledge if anyone tries to disarm them, they can shoot first and claim self defense/fear.

Wisconsin courts are crummy, but better than forcing the rest of us to obey an army of untrained, legally armed teens in our streets.  How stupid of elderly Judge Schroeder to cede his courtroom powers in favor of empowering gun justice, delivered by teenagers. I have hope he likes living in the the world he's helping create. Black teens from Illinois with long guns will surely be as free as Kyle to openly patrol and defend themselves from unarmed disarmers, right? Blacks can be active shooters, and unstoppable legally too, right? Scared kid defense for all, right?

Here come the young armed adventurers then... No need to join the military or police even or hope for a war if you can play good soldier on the streets of home...

Yee haw, Wisconsin!