Valentine’s Day might have you thinking there must be a better way to find a partner. Don’t look to animals for inspiration. 

More news readers will think Sam Brinton before the Pope when reading that headline. No way would I click!  Could be a funny story, could be a sheriff's page holiday warning... likely is a dressed up "science" story about how animals in the wild mate. Too personal a day to cover properly in a newspaper (everyone writes their own love story) - I'd prefer one feature, tops, and more resources devoted to true hard news of the day.