Wednesday, October 5

The American Way Today: Wasn't Me!

 Some Shaggy spirit for the news stories making the rounds today:

Honey came in and she caught me red-handedCreeping with the girl next doorPicture this, we were both butt-nakedBanging on the bathroom floorI had tried to keep herFrom what she was about to seeWhy should she believe me
When I told her it wasn't me...
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)She stayed until it was over