Sunday, November 21

Waukesha Parade Impacted by SUV

 Witnesses report women in the Dancing Grannies unit of the annual holiday parade were struck by a red SUV, now in police custody.  The vehicle made its way around barricades onto the parade route, witnesses said, and police repotedly fired on the driver.

No word on the age of the driver, whether they were suffering a medical emergency, or became confused that streets were partially blocked off and did not realize in the encroaching darkness that the women were ahead, dancing in the streets...

Police press conference at 7:30pm CDT.

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