Why Catholics Make Good Lawyers...

 Every little word counts:

The Vatican instructs priests to say “I baptize,” and if it is not said that way the baptism is deemed invalid....  Sandra Yocum, a professor of faith and culture at the University of Dayton, said that if a priest said “we,” it would imply that the source of the grace of the baptism came from the community, whereas saying “I” would correctly assert that “it’s God doing this work of grace” through the priest.

Watch where you put those commas, too!