David Sedaris Going as Andy Rooney this Halloween Szn

Heh.  He nails it here.  CBS too. 

Andy Rooney the old curmudgeon. (Google if you don't know him...)

I don't exaggerate!  "If you liked old Andy humor, you'll love DavidSedaris today!" (fresh content please...)

*Seriously, hit the link. He's funny here. ("I'm told that queer is about inclusion; it's an umbrella... but why do we need an ever-changing umbrella? Is it just to make the parades easier?"  ... "It no longer matters what you are in practice just how you identify.  I'm going with 'heterosexual' because like the words 'Jewish' or 'female', it rarely. if ever, changes..."  heh.)