Bathroom Tales From Hell.

I just really think we're gonna need to bring back bathroom attendants in the Ladies' Rooms so the women of today, sooo varied in their diversity can all get along in there.  If it takes a worker monitoring behavior, so be it.

Bathroom visits should be like wars:  Short and sweet, get in there do your business get out as quick as you can can... 

And hold your breath with slow breathing too, because a lot of bathrooms don't have the best ventilation.  You camp enough where there are pit toilets, you learn things.  And no, you don't have to wait for the bathroom to fully sit down and urinate when out of doors, ladies.  That's a myth too.